[Strikes are muttered, then crossed out when she's realized they're recorded]

HO-HO~! Looks like we've got some fun things planned, huh?

SOS, Kyon and I are participating in a tournament! It looks like we've got some tough competitors, so you'd better be there to cheer us on! Keh... that cheerleader outfit would've looked great on Mikuru-chan... ( Read more... )

Kyooo-ooooon~!

AIIII RAAAA BUUU YUUUUUUUUUU~!

[And there is now a large statue in front of the SOS Clubhouse of Kyon looking a little like

( this )

This place is STUPID.

I don't need this! I can have fun ON MY OWN. I don't care WHAT you are.

[as kiddy Haruhi storms out and goes off the be *~special~* on her own

edit: the one main difference between kiddy and normal Haruhi: she dun need no stinkin' espers/aliens/time travelers!]

HEY HEROES!You think you can assemble on SOS Brigade territory without permission, huh? Well I don't care who you think you are, there's no way you're taking over THIS place without consorting with the SOS Brigade, the original Rivelata superhero brigade ( Read more... )

[a recorded groan, some rustling sheets, then a groggy voice]

...Kyon. Gemme some water...

[recorded, all barked out as she speeds around the town]

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU'RE SAYING OR WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING, I'M NOT MOVING ( Read more... )

Oi... anyone got a sword or something?

I feel like training.

SOS - photoshoot is cancelled.

Club activities suspended until further notice.

...

[recorded restless moving about, running, crashing, and some jungle sounds o'course]

AGRIAS. AGRIAS!

...

Dammit, where IS she!?

HEY, I KNOW YOU CAME OUT HERE, SO ANSWER ME ALREADY!

[recorded rustling]

Agrias...?

AGRIASYou - stop making me worry like this! Get up, let's go back home ( Read more... )

HEY.

Rivelata's being INVADED! There's a tentacle thing attacking the beach!

SOS BRIGADE!

We're going to stop this alien invasion!

[recorded from here on out]

ALRIGHT YOU ALIEN TENTACLE, I'M SUZUMIYA HARUHI, CHIEF OF THE SOS BRIGADE, AND THIS IS OUR CITY, SO DON'T YOU TRY TO DESTROY IT!

Hey, hey, if you want, we can just talk and - yaaah ( Read more... )